If Disney invented YOLO

YOLO is a weird thing. It stands for You Only Live Once, but I think most people who live by that life motto are probably going to live a shorter life than the average human being. People who love YOLO, probably need to re-think some of their priorities. 

This is a music video I came across a few weeks ago, explaining why YOLO should mean You Outta Look Out. It's hilarious, so legit - watch it!

  

After watching this I got to thinking, what if YOLO was invented a long time ago. What if it was apart of my childhood?

What if Disney had invented YOLO?

Well if Disney had my childhood would have been a whole lot different. Like A LOT. If I lived my life by the YOLO motel, I'd probably be dead by now (-- ironic).

If most Disney movies morals were YOLO, then they would look slightly different... well probably more than slightly. These are a few examples of how I think some Disney movies would have been about if the premise behind them was YOLO.

The Lion King

            Is told not to go into the shadowy place… goes into the shadowy place… YOLO

Aladdin

            Tells a girl he will show her a whole new world

            They stay in the same place the entire movie… YOLO

Beauty and the Beast

            Falls in love with her kidnapper… 

           Sounds like Stockholm Syndrome… whatever, YOLO

The Little Mermaid

            Wants to go to the surface… does… YOLO

                       

Hunch Back of Notre Dame

            Wins a contest for ugliest mask… wasn’t wearing a mask… YOLO

Sleeping Beauty

            Pricks her finger… (logically) falls into a coma… 

           comes out it from a (what must be a mighty fine) kiss… YOLO

Peter Pan

            Knows people can’t fly, but he jumps out the window anyways… and flies… YOLO

Lady and the Tramp

            Meets a no good boy, they hook up, she gets prego… YOLO (octo-mom!)

Finding Nemo

            Is told not to touch the boat… Touches the boat…  YOLO

Snow White

            Takes (& EATS) an apple from a creepy old lady… and then dies YOLO

                        Except she wakes back up YOLT (you only live TWICE)

--ASH