AH FIRE!

I'm going to let you in on a little pet peeve of mine.. when people take pictures of themselves holding signs of weird quotes that they made up. Like this:

Or this:

Whenever I see picture like these, all I can think is... Why is that person holding an invisible sign? And her metaphorical past isn't the only thing that girl is going to light on fire. Her house probably burnt down in the making of this photo (there has got to be a Public Service Announcement somewhere in there) 

So here it is. My PSA of the week: 

Don't Write Stupid Quotes on Pieces of Paper and 

Take Pictures of Yourself Holding Said Pieces of Paper

And here friends, is some mock quotes, inspired by these "wonderful" signs that tweens took of themselves holding... enjoy.


1) Punctuation Matters:

(notice the ironic "?")

2) Being Alone is not that bad:

3) You are not Independent if you live with your parents:

(& yes I am holding this piece of paper in my mouth, 

I needed both of my mildly uncoordinated hands to take the picture)

4) Ask for better things for Christmas:

5) Always compliment someone by holding a heart in front of your face:

I hope you enjoyed the product of my boredom on a Sunday night. 

I'm going to go watch Revenge on Netflix. 

QOTD: What is worse than a Giant Panda sitting on you? 

Comment! Like! Tweet! Share! (if you do I'll stop adding annoying !!!!!'s)

Keep it classy folks.

--[sm]ASH